Hey Honkytonk

I’d just like to announce that p3 sucks, and the people who write CIE Mathematics Papers can go to hell… unless of course, they be nice and give me an A or a B.. I’m a very forgiving guy! if only these examiner fellers read my blog.. perhaps they might give me an A or a B from fear of going to hell…

get ln…..

some punani anyone? I’m all up for some after that terrible paper. I think i’ll go hide in a corner and cry and moan for some punani. :S

4 papers left!!!

Right.. once again, the dining hall ladies have disappointed me. But nevermind, I shall get on with life with much courage, and I declare myself ready for the next batch of poor food…

Well, just got a few chem papers and some maths remaining.. i think i’ve done not too badly over the past few weeks, quite happy. I think i could have worked harder..

I haven’t updated for a while.. i’ve been quite busy… studying, fooling around, sleeping.. but maybe i tire of it? Blogging… should i continue or not? it’s so mainstream.. am i being a sheep?? a simple-minded person who follows everyone? maybe i should stop blogging… but with all that written.. i don’t want people accusing me of trying to be different.. come to think of it, there’s nothing wrong with trying to be different, especially when there are a lot of jackasses out there in the world.. why be like them?

I think i’m developing a new crush.. we’ll see how this progresses and mayb if i’m feeling nice, i’ll divulge this valuable information here.. this is highly unlikely but there is a chance…

I watched some STAR WARS! over the weekend. All those memories of episode 4, 5 and 6.  not that i remember much… i was so young and more interested in Lego, Biker Mice from Mars, Double Dragon and Street Sharks than Luke Skywalker and his puberty problems involving his dad, his sister and his little lightsabre… i must say.. it’s VERY kinky.. example:

Darth Vader: My son, he’s on Endor.

Emperor: How do you know?

Darth Vader: I felt him.

lol.. and he says "i felt him" so so slowly with so so much innuendo in it! furthermore, Luke wants to bang his sister Leia! How incestrous! Yeuch…

I see you have constructed a new lightsabre..                                                                                                                  but punani anyone?..

Yesterday was possibly one of the most unhealthiest days of my life. I woke up, had a heavy breakfast, did nothing but laze around for a while, studied a few hours, fell asleep, studied some more, lazed around some more, had 2 packets of instant noodles, and some corned beef, studied some more, went to dinner, and then mamak trip was announced.. i had two teh ais drinks… then i did some other unhealthy things, and i had another 2 packets of noodles and stayed up until 6.30 am studying… I feel very very fat and i feel very very fatigued.. at this rate, i’ll die in about 2 years!

I think I need some sleep… i can’t remember the last time i woke up at 10.30am like this morning.

A lot of people look very stressed.. after all, A2 does decide your life.. A lot of people in the house are claiming that I am not studying. But I am, and none of these people follow me around 24/7… so who are they to say anything?  I’m handling the pressure very well, to the point that nobody knows I am even under pressure. This ability to look relaxed is very rewarding. I have not annoyed other people using "stress" as an excuse.. that’s very pretentious. "Stress" does not give you the right to piss others off does it? Or allow you to make others inferior compared to you does it? Hmm.. Well if you are emotional girls… I excuse you. Come to me if u need some thing to kick for stress-relief :P. Guys that need stress relief… there are many methods to relax yourselves

I need a coffee.

Punani anyone?

Listening to: Bloc Party - Tulips

My lack of nutrition when really young seems to be taking a toll on me. My knee is hurting. I think i should stop playing football for a while. Play something less leg-oriented.. like ping pong or basketball..

Last night, i watched the FA Cup Final. What a match.. Arsenal, my club, was TOTALLY outplayed by them Manure United players and yet we managed to win. I don’t think Arsenal deserved the win, but then again, I don’t think Man U deserved the win either. If you don’t put away all those chances you get.. tough luck your fault. I felt good nevertheless and felt smug the whole night. We had some incredibly, ridiculously annoying United supporters last night in front of the TV. Won’t mention names..

Talk about taking chances… what’s with some of these people not asking people out for prom? Even I, HONG CHAN has done it. Isn’t that incredible? Especially with some of these people being decent lookin and having some sort of chance with some of these girls. What’s there to lose? Reputation? Blegh, we’re gonna be leaving this place anyway, so to hell with reputation. Just ask! Sheesh, get some balls.

I need to study. So, I’m gonna stop playing football,so mayb the next few nights, i can stay up to study..

I’m hungry..

I decided to stay back in KTJ for exeat. What a wise decision!
Surrounded by a great environment with good facilities, an air-conditioned library and a room full of books..

I really wanted to go out the other day.. star wars episode III.. what kind of human male being does not want to watch it?? If there are any, you should go get your head checked.
I was trying to remember what happened in episodes IV, V and VI.. but they were shown so long ago, i could only remember little bits here and there. one day, i’ll watch all of them.

How goes my stand-up preparation? Not very well.. I’m beginning to feel that I’m not at all funny.. What happened to the primary school clown? Mayb it’s coz i’m in KTJ. I’ve built up a reputation as a really really lame guy.. I think this stand-up preparation should take a backseat for now. this is not my true career path. I want to be a dentist.. I want to be a dentist.. I want to be…
Righto..

Doesn’t sound so promising.. but whatever. Studying is priority.
Is the upcoming AS a poor excuse to give to a prom date prospect when saying no?

I’m feeling so tired, even though i’ve slept quite a lot lately and i haven’t been doing much, i wonder why..

Both my bio papers were done reasonably well i think, but my maths… a little shaky. I’m not quite looking forward to the next few papers… ah well, 3 down, 12 to go!!

A friend was telling me, zouk is introducing this stand-up thing. As I was hearing this, I wondered if I was really funny at all, and whether I could pull something like this off..
Reasons why I may not pull it off:

1. I’m repeatedly told that i’m lame
2. I haven’t got the most interesting voice in the world
3. I mumble
4. I get nervous on stage
5. I’m underage…

i’m not quite 18 yet, so i’m not sure if they’ll allow me to do something like this… a lot of good comedy is derived from dirty jokes and most stand-ups only allow 18 and above… how can the performer be not quite 18??

hey, do the right thing and also,
Some punani anyone??..

Listening to: Snow Patrol - Run

I tried to stay up last night to study, but failed miserably… Looks like i’m always having a little bit of a problem concentrating.. Why is this??

No classes anymore, the feeling is really good… and i’m spending my time doing this, when i could have been studying.. this just proves that conforming is always a bad idea.

www.aaronkaro.com

everyone, check out the above website. it’s brilliant! this dude has like a blog thingy, he just talks about life and stuff and it’s quite funny.

yesterday, my somewhat useless ambition of becoming a part-time stand-up comedian was shattered.. apparently, i’m not good enough. fine, i’ll just have to do something else when i’m not cutting and drillin teeth as a dentist..

yesterday, i was watching the southampton - manchester united game.. being an Arsenal fan, i was all for southampton and after all, they have been in the premiership for so long and they have my fave striker, kevin philips! but at the end of the match.. the feeling was terrible, for a club to go down like that, considering they’re not all that bad. I’m so glad that i support a club that won’t be relegated any time soon.. it was truly heartbreaking.

Listening to: Muse - Plug In Baby

What a way to start a day…
I woke up late, I went to school late, and of all days, it just had to be the day when i turned up late, that Mr.Briggs was in the 6th form centre in front of the notice board and then, as if I didn’t know, he reminded me "You’re late"…

And after that, of all days for it to happen, it just had to happen today… a 6th form meeting.. i missed the first half. But i was told that somebody was pissed coz somebody was downloading stuff.. oops but i only download music, i have no guilty conscience. i’m not the one downloading explicit stuff.. i’ve got a slight stomach ache. Must be the fish.. No matter how hard the dining hall tries.. their practice never makes pomphret.. not nicely anyway.

Otherwise, an interesting day with some very interesting convos:
me: hey what was for breakfast?
anonymous: yee mee
me: huh? you?
anonymous: huh? ooh STOP IT!

i’ve decided that i should end each post with a special saying of mine, and it’s not going to be "cut your nuts"… i’ll have a little think about it..

this is my first post, i’ve never done anything like it, i’m feeling… like i’m conforming, which is very against my principles.. this is the way i feel when i cut the lunch queue…
i shouldn’t be doing it… but prasad insists that i have to have a blog, because it’ll be interesting… sure i have a lot going through my mind, but for now it’s all very very silly stuff.. like what to call prasad if he joins the hip-hop-bunny outfit called Gunit and the Lame, featuring 1sen…