Hey Honkytonk

Listening to: Manic Street Preachers - You Stole the Sun From My Heart

I must be the most unlucky cunt in the world.. i’ve heard a lot of stories, but nothing like mine! not yet anyway. hopefully, no juniors reading this..

right. it’s normal. people in ktj, sneak about, around the houses. but whoa..

so, it’s my last week here. hmm, should be interesting..

not much to say really..

everyone go listen to: manic street preachers - everlasting. it’s a very nice song

i’ve got some outstanding testimonials to write… but i’ve been so BUSY!! busy doing nothing.. just remind me, or else i’ll forget to give u one.

U want testimonials, i want punani. i’ve decided i’ll change the phrase a bit. it used to be "punani anyone"  but now, it’s "Got Punani?"

I dunno how long it’s been since i haven’t gone to school, i haven’t been lookin at the calendar and i haven’t been keeping time, each day is so precious, yet freely spent, i should be treasuring every moment of this free time, but if i treasure it too much, where’s the fun in that eh? all this time is only enjoyable as long as u do nothing productive and just have fun fun fun…

Today, or rather, yesterday, i dunno, depending on which part of the world u’re seeing from.. Dan and Christy left malaysia, and headed back to europe, and i guess they’ll be going to their respective countries, finland and norway.. not only that, even Miguel went back! Now… JB is truly dead :S

Now is only me and AmaL left in JB (hey amal, if u reading this, that last L is in capital, just for you ;)!! ) i think.. well all the old SSV school people anyway. unless mark and simon are in jb, well that’s a different case..

All this boredom, signifies one thing..  i have so much time! this means.. i should be looking around, searching for punani, what else should i, could i be doing?? that’s right, nothing coz punani is the ultimate

Punani anyone?

I haven’t updated for a while, i have been busy, out having fun after the end of exams and chasing punani.

Well, before all else, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAHIM! he turns 20, and all gifts to him, especially if it’s cash, should be passed on to him and i’ll do my best to pass all of it to him

I’m being facetious.. Fahim is 20.. compared to him, i’m still a bit young eh? I’m a bit scared of growing old, hopefully as i get older, people will arrange birthday parties like they did for him, and really good ones i hope..

YAY! new computers are out at NAQ.. i think it’s the same at all the other places… but now.. I can’t play LUXOR! or get online! mega-stinko.. What’s with these people, first they stop us from downloading music and after that, we can’t play games and we can’t chat to people online, now we can’t download stuff and install em off the net… next thing you know, internet will be off… we living in some authoritarian jail or what? wait.. maybe.. wrong question to ask

This place is so authoritarian, we can’t even go searching for punani. We could always do it discreetly, adds to the fun, more thrill!

so, punani anyone?

Prom… that was some fun stuff. All my troubles of getting to the hotel, where the prom was being held was very worth it. Even if i arrived late. All that running about, made me a tired man. But fatigue is nothing, coz there was the prom afterparty to be at eh? What is prom without the afterparty? hmm?

i’m too tired to write anymore.. i’ll do it another time.. prom was supposed to yield punani no?

some punani anyone?

finally. end of exams. phew. now i have more time to waste, thinking about absolutely useless things that only i seem to think about.. why is this? there must be an explanation… my thought process is either really really messed up, or everyone else’s thought process is really really messed up, or i’m just really creative.

I’m finally going back home to JB!!! and then I’m coming back to KL on the 11th! and then the next day I might go back to JB again! And after that I’m coming back to KL for the KTJ swimming gala event!!! all this travelling is going to kill me..

prom is approaching… you still have no date? join the club. by the way, you can’t join if u haven’t asked yet. u loser

Muhwahahaha, i did the thing that nobody else did today for chemistry options! i answered the biochemistry section that the school doesn’t teach in chemistry class! ah, u must be thinking "this dude must be an idiot, he answered the bit that they don’t teach in school and therefore knows nothing about??!!" ah, that’s where you are wrong. all the biology students know the stuff.. so simple, if only i had seen it earlier, i mayb coulda gotten more marks…

I stayed up the whole night last night, studying for my chemistry options paper.. so right now… i’m knackered. dead-knackered. more knackered than your granny ever been. damn right… i need some punani…

punani anyone?

Just two more papers to go.. I feel quite confident. More confident than usual.. am i keeping my hopes too high? We’ll see about that..

I’ve been feeling quite good recently.. no classes.. this means that nobody puts me to sleep even when i want to stay awake and it also means that i don’t have to listen to some of the REALLY weird things being said in Bio class… they make no sense! actually they do, but they have no point and it’s just useless banter and it isn’t even funny.. depressing really..

ARGH!!! AUTOGRAPH BOOKS! THE HORROR! i don’t really mind doing them.. it’s just that i’m never ready for them when they come and i have no colourful material to insert, no magazines, no paper, being the boring, emotionless, dull, introverted person i am, i just can’t be flashy, no matter how hard i try! My work always look very terrible and i feel like tearing my page out and doing em over. But it’ll be the same.. so what the hell.. i’ll keep my pages very simple, very sincere,very earnest and very to-the-point. the most colourful i can be is when my highlighters are around me. sorry if i’ve disappointed you people with ugly pages in very nice books..

i’ve decided that i should end each entry with a "punani anyone?".. this seems much much more appropriate than "cut your nuts" or anything of the sort. other stuff would be way too vulgar, or way too boring and ordinary. The non-conformist strikes again!

I’m so dull, I’m in very urgent need of some polishing. what better to prepare me for some polishing and refining than some punani??

Punani anyone? (this time, i’m not offering to share punani, this time i’m asking if anyone’s got some..)

By the way, i hope that nobody is offended by the punani thing.. it’s not really meant to be serious (actually, sometimes it is) and it’s a very light-hearted thing.. if u don’t know what punani means, watch some russell peters stand-up comedy.. what a funny guy. If you are in anyway insulted by me repeatedly mentioning punani… well sod you, you can bugger off.